Satoshi Mobile Review: John Rustin Reboots ZSuite

Ah yes, nothing screams “trust me with your hard-earned money” quite like a privately registered website, AI-generated stock video avatars, and a CEO with more failed scams than working cell towers 📡.

Welcome to Satoshi Mobile, the latest Frankenstein monster cooked up by John Rustin—the man who never met an MLM Ponzi he didn’t like. This time he’s mashing together cell phone plans, crypto tokens, and enough AI slop to make ChatGPT blush.

Let’s break it down, because once you peel away the hype, the “revolutionary” telecom of the future looks a whole lot like yesterday’s pyramid scheme with a shiny new SIM card.

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Who Runs Satoshi Mobile Review?

Behind the curtain is John Wesley Rustin, a name MLM watchers know all too well. Rustin has been busy over the years:

• Yereq Geo Energy (YGE International) – collapsed energy ruse scam ⚡

• Zenyge – same playbook, different wallpaper

• ZSuite Global – launched mid-2024, dead by 2025 💀

And just for flavor, California’s DFPI slapped the Rustins (John and Cynthia) with a securities fraud cease-and-desist in July 2020. Arkansas had already nailed John for securities fraud back in 2009.

So, what does a man with that rap sheet do? Simple: he launches Satoshi Mobile—because nothing says “integrity” like pretending to sell cell phone service while quietly pushing another fake crypto token.

Satoshi Mobile Products Offered

Let’s look at what Satoshi Mobile claims to be selling.

• eSIM 60 – $169 for 60 days of unlimited calls/texts, plus a “VISA currency card”

• eSIM 90 – $399 for 90 days of unlimited calls/texts, plus the card

• eSIM 12 – $997 for 365 days of unlimited calls/texts, plus the card

Oh, and you can buy the VISA currency card alone for $19.95.

Sounds decent until you realize the average annual U.S. phone plan with unlimited talk and text costs $180–$300. Rustin is charging triple that. Why? Because you’re not buying service, you’re buying into his MLM.

And let’s not even start on the data upsells. If you want to use the internet on your $997 plan, you’ll have to pay extra for data packs. That’s like selling someone a car but charging extra for the tires 🚗💨.

Satoshi Mobile Compensation Plan

As expected, the money isn’t in selling overpriced phone plans—it’s in recruiting more suckers, sorry, “promoters.”

• Referral Commissions: 20% on direct recruits

• Residual Commissions: Paid over 7 levels, with cuts ranging from 5% to 10%

• Recruitment Milestones: Sell 10 service plans and you get a “USB nerd miner.” Rustin claims it’s worth $1,000–$1,500. Spoiler: you can buy it online for $22.49 😂.

The “nerd miner” is more novelty than miner—it’s basically a flashy desk toy. No one is actually mining Bitcoin with these things unless they’re also buying lottery tickets as a retirement plan.

Cost to Join Satoshi Mobile Review?

Technically, joining Satoshi Mobile is “free.” But free gets you nothing but a front-row seat to Rustin’s circus 🎪.

To fully participate, you need to purchase a cell phone service plan. That means at minimum, you’re dropping $169—and at maximum, you’re paying $997 a year for a phone plan you could get elsewhere for a third of the cost.

Then, of course, there’s the SMBLE coin angle—tokens Rustin claims represent “shares” in the company. Except they don’t. They’re unregistered securities, making this whole setup not just shady but flat-out illegal under U.S. law.

PROS and CONS

Let’s be fair (because even scams deserve balanced reporting).

PROS:

• You technically get a working phone plan (for way too much money) 📱

• Rustin has experience… running scams. (Consistency counts, right?)

• You’ll learn what not to do in MLM.

CONS:

• Overpriced phone plans—triple market rates 💸

• SMBLE coin is a worthless shitcoin masquerading as shares 🪙

• Recruitment is the only way to make money (hello, pyramid scheme)

• Rustin’s fraud rap sheet could wallpaper a small office 🚔

• “Bonus” miners worth $22, not $1,500 😂

Final Verdict

Satoshi Mobile is nothing more than ZSuite with a SIM card. The overpriced phone plans are just window dressing. The real game is recruitment, referral commissions, and pushing the SMBLE coin scam.

John Rustin has already proven through Yereq Geo Energy, Zenyge, and ZSuite that he can’t run a legitimate business. Every project collapses, and every time, it’s the promoters who get burned while Rustin moves on to his next scam.

When Satoshi Mobile inevitably collapses—and it will—the math is already written: the majority of participants will lose money 💀.

If you’re genuinely looking for ways to build wealth online, there are better options that don’t involve paying $997 for a $200 phone plan and a stack of monopoly tokens.

Bottom line? Save yourself the headache and the money. Because Satoshi Mobile isn’t building the future of telecom—it’s recycling the past mistakes of MLM Ponzi history 📉.

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